my computer is making a noise that is very unsettling to me



jonsn:

Happy easter.

Blaze it while they praise it.

He has resin.

He has resin indeed.

(via bratneyspears)



finalfantasyfootball:

toke up ill see you in hell



grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

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tonsil:

I Hear You Calling | Gob

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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

(via slightlyirritatedboy)



nosdrinker:

what if you asked someone who their favorite musician was and they said uncle kracker

(via finalfantasyfootball)



2-shane-s:

Jesus > a fat ass kush blunt

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inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

image

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austni:

coolscar:

ok followers lets write a story. ill start: a young man stands in his bedroom

jackin it

(via bratneyspears)




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hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

(Source: ashftirwin, via chronic-blues)



ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

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